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PENNSYLVANIA.

Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississipi River

Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys

Q: What is the smartest state?
A: "Alabama, it has four A's and one B."

Q: "What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?"
A: A stamp!

Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania!


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Subject: Recent miracle in Egypt ! Broadcasted in CBS...

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